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Showing posts with label My Laugh. Show all posts

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Lagu ini sedap

Aku sangatsss suka lagu ini. Tiap2 pagi mesti ada kat HotFM.
- SELALU MENGALAH (Seventeen) -
@ Jelaskan Padaku Isi Hatimu. Seberapa Besar Kau Yakin Padaku. Untuk Tetap Bisa Bertahan Denganku. Menjaga Cinta Ini.
* Pertengkaran Yang Terjadi. Seperti Semua Salahku.
# Mengapa Selalu Aku Yang Mengalah. Tak Pernahkah Kau Berfikir. Sedikit Tentang Hatiku. Mengapa Ku Yang Harus Selalu Mengalah. Pantaskah Hatiku Masih Bisa Bersamamu.
Ulang @. Ulang #.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Installing a husband

Got this from a good friend of mine, farahsalha who just get married last month... I think it's funny!!!
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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance - particularly the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.

In addition, Husband1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance9.5 and PersonalAttention6.5, then installed programs such as Football5.0, Snooker3.0 and Golf4.1.

Conversation8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
- Desperate -

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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband1.0 is an operating system. Please enter the command "I Thought You Loved Me.exe" and try to download Tears6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery2.0 and Flowers3.5. But remember, overuse of these application can cause Husband1.0 to default to GrumpySilence2.5, HappyHour7.0 or Beer6.1. Beer6.1 is a very bad program that will download the SnoringLoudlyBeta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food3.0 and HotLingerie7.7.

Good Luck,
-Tech Support-

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Will u yawn?

I don't know why everytime I look at this picture, I'll yawn. Even after times by times... I will still yawn. What syndrome is this? Can anyone tell me...?

This is a picture of a Chinese Leopard cub which snarling during a name giving ceremony at the 'Tierpark Hagenbeck' zoo in Hamburg, Germany.

According to the info (Yahoo!), this leopard was born on August 24, 2007.

Friday, August 3, 2007

Chocoholic squirrel

Surprise! Everyday, a squirrel will 'take' chocolates from a shop.

HELSINKI (Reuters) - A Finnish squirrel with a sweet tooth heads to a Finnish grocery shop at least twice a day to steal "Kinder Surprise" chocolate-shelled eggs.

"I named it the Kinder-squirrel, after the treats. It always goes after them, other sweets do not seem to interest it as much," the manager of the store in Jyvaskyla, central Finland, told Reuters.

The confectionary, which is intended for children, has a toy inside. "It removes the foil carefully, eats the chocolate and leaves the store with the toy," Irene Lindroos said.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

So Sweet

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These pictures really make me laugh...
Pics of Tun Dr Mahathir & Tun Siti Hasmah