When Grandma Goes To Court

I received this story from my elder sis via email. Read this through.. Oh God! It's really funny!

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do u know me?". She responded, "Why? Yes, I do know u Mr. Williams. I've known u since u were a boy and frankly, u've been a big disappointment to me. U lie, u cheat ur wife and u manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. U think u're a big shot when u haven't the brains to realize u'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know u."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked. "Mr.Jones, do u know the defense attorney?"

She again replied. "Yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted and he was a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mentioned he cheated on his wife with 3 different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quite voice said, "If either of u idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send u both to the electric chair."

Ainul A.B : Moral of the story -Identify the identity and background of the person that u would like to set query and think before u ask.. huhu...