Got this from a good friend of mine, farahsalha who just get married last month... I think it's funny!!!
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance - particularly the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.
In addition, Husband1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance9.5 and PersonalAttention6.5, then installed programs such as Football5.0, Snooker3.0 and Golf4.1.
Conversation8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
- Desperate -
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband1.0 is an operating system. Please enter the command "I Thought You Loved Me.exe" and try to download Tears6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery2.0 and Flowers3.5. But remember, overuse of these application can cause Husband1.0 to default to GrumpySilence2.5, HappyHour7.0 or Beer6.1. Beer6.1 is a very bad program that will download the SnoringLoudlyBeta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food3.0 and HotLingerie7.7.
Good Luck,
-Tech Support-
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance - particularly the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.
In addition, Husband1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance9.5 and PersonalAttention6.5, then installed programs such as Football5.0, Snooker3.0 and Golf4.1.
Conversation8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
- Desperate -
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband1.0 is an operating system. Please enter the command "I Thought You Loved Me.exe" and try to download Tears6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery2.0 and Flowers3.5. But remember, overuse of these application can cause Husband1.0 to default to GrumpySilence2.5, HappyHour7.0 or Beer6.1. Beer6.1 is a very bad program that will download the SnoringLoudlyBeta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food3.0 and HotLingerie7.7.
Good Luck,
-Tech Support-
1 comment:
hahaha...
kelako...
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